taking it all off
quick update: remember how i said last night that i'd be pretty hot today? well now i am about to take it all off (the suit i've been wearing since this morning). to put on some cooler clothing, of course.
speaking of cooler clothing, i recently told a friend the same story i wrote here this past monday. yes, i told her about those un-cool, ultra low-rise butt crack jeans and how much i despise them. her reply: "m, you know there are worse things than (those super low jeans)". at first i didn't think so.
but now that it's so hot here, i think she's right: ultra low-rise short shorts--the kind with the 1 millimeter inseam--are the worst. especially when the person in them is literally *built to spill* out of them.
i have more to write b/c today was an important day for me. but the heat here is making me sluggish, so i'll leave anyone who happens to be reading this dangling in suspense for now as i go take it all off. ha!
***and fyi: NO, the reason i had to wear a suit this morning WASN'T because i had to appear in court or anything. so don't get any cute ideas, people!
