lemons and limes

you know the saying:

"when life hands you lemons, make lemonade"...

sounds like good enough advice when you hit rough spots in your life. right?

well i've been making lemonade for the past nine years. frankly, as much as i love lemonade, i'm getting tired of it. you know what else? i've spiked my lemonade with vodka, but even that's gotten old. now, i just want to leave the rest of the lemons to rot in a basket.

can someone send some limes my way instead? because, you know, "when life hands me limes, i'll make some damn good margaritas".

...if life hands me anything else, i guess i'm hosed....