sticky fingers

i tried this a while ago but it got deleted. anyway, here's my 3rd and last entry of the day:

does it look like i have winona ryder's sticky fingers?

i'm fed up. ever since last year i've been setting off anti-theft alarms everywhere i go: grocery store, mall, even the library. in fact, it started the day i visited vancouver last summer. i was walking around at pacific centre and a lot of stores around that area, and alarms went off at literally every single store i went into. i still can't figure out what it is. i've searched every pocket and crevice in my bag, and looked to make sure those special tags on my clothes were removed. everything looks fine, which leads me to ask:

am i magnetic? or do i just look like i have winona ryder's sticky fingers?