twister!

holy shit! i went out for drinks and dinner at an italian restaurant tonight with friends/colleagues from school. as i was leaving the restaurant a little while ago, i noticed the sky looked black and sinister like nothing i've seen. so i turned on the car radio as i was driving home, and learned there was a tornado WARNING right now, and better yet, when i turned on the tv i saw the weatherman showing on doppler radar that there's a confirmed funnel cloud/tornado headed directly towards the area where i live. if you don't hear from me again, i got sucked up into a funnel cloud. i'm scared.

looks like it's time for me to pop a clonazepam, get a flashlight, my cell phone, and go take cover and hide in the hallway bathroom.

FUCK! this isn't kansas!